The Cookie Talk

Ok, I remembered I should have written about cookies thanks to a girl in my class whose name should be known as "The Girl In My Class Who Is Sitting Right In Front Of Me".... Ok I was totally messing up, she has no idea that I'm writing about her here and it should stay like that, for my own health.
So yeah, cookies, yes.... Hmm... They're nice and uhh, they have different tastes and smells. My favourite is the gingerbread and chocolate ones and uhh.... They're nice they're like one of many things you can do to some food to revive Sheakspeare style soap opera tragedies... Couldn't understand let me explain. You love this cookie, you love it, you hold hands together, you get married, you have kids and then you eat it. Such tragedy.
And...
ummmm... Bah, OK I'm done, too much cookie talk. I'm gonna eat a cookie now if you excuse me.